Desperately need name help – Please help!?
So, i’m writing a book (or more a diary) for a 12-year-old-girl who is about to turn thirteen. The book (i hope!) if it goes to plan is going to be quite funny so i need the name to be ironic…. Like, a dodgy nickname or something like on facebook Meg ‘Twiggy’ Brown or something (MEG BROWN ISN’T HER NAME, JUST AN EXAMPLE!!!) Sorry about caps, lol! Her mum is in the Johnny Cash fan club (yes, he’s dead!) and her dad thinks he is the priminister. The name can be as mad as you like but is has to be uncommon and quirky (she models herself on Agyness Deyn) I also need:
A name for her thirteen year old best mates: (male and female)
For her younger sister (a bit mad)
Chavvy name: (both genders)
Emo name: (again for both genders)
Snobby name (both genders)
A surname for her!:
Thank you!!!!
Rhan x
12/13 year old: Ruby ‘Jem’ Scott
Male: Will Thompson
Female: Emma Baker
Chav female: Hayley Walker
Chav male: Jordan Green
Snobby: Katherine Breeden-Johns
Snobby male: Howard Rodgers
Some of these aren’t too good 
Sorry
Johnny Cash – I shot A Man In Reno